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11.08.2008

10 Way To Know You're Totally Obsessed With Twilight

  1. You go to sleep at night hoping your old vampire nightmares come back.
  2. You expect to look up the word 'perfect' in the dictionary and see Edward's face.
  3. You hear thunder and think vampires are playing baseball.
  4. You pull up beside a volvo and your heart skips a beat.
  5. You want someone to DAZZLE you? Frequently.
  6. You sprinkle glitter on your significant other and think SPARKLE dang it SPARKLE!
  7. You hate driving slow.
  8. You have OCD...Obsessive Cullen Disorder.
  9. You now like the bad guy.
  10. You think November 21st is a national holiday.

10 comments...I love comments:

Miranda said...

Jenny Kate...there is a twelve step program for everything. LOL

brainella said...

LOL. You realize I'm going to have to read the book so I can know what you are talking about...

melissa said...

O-M-GOSH.....I am laughing so hard...you have no idea! Okay...now i just need to locate that 12 step program that miranda is talking about...because I agree with all of your list!!

The OCD.....Classic!!! I love it....you are so funny...i LOVE that about YOU!!! We have to talk soon...i miss you too much! I love you!!

~*Mistee*~ said...

The OCD one is tooooooo funny, but I think I love the SPARKLE one the best!! :0)

Life with Kaishon said...

I am so happy you are going to get to see the movie soon! I really want to read the books.

The Pumpkin Pink Cottage said...

I have OCD I have OCD... the bad guy rocks...I'm so addicted...although I did take a break yesterday to concentrate on me... I get to excited reading the book..I need to relax... This was the best post ever...I love you it..love you..xoxo

Tabitha Blue said...

haha, ok. ok. I'll start reading these books soon!! Geese. I can't go anywhere without seeing them... I'd better start soon, before I am totally out of the loop!! :)

~Billie~ said...

Oh yeah! This is great. Too funny... and perfect. Can't wait for the 21st!

Darlene said...

Oh I just can't hardly wait until the 21st....just tonight I finished Eclipse and am getting ready to start Breaking Dawn. I LOVE this series and am going to be sad when I finish the last book!

Drama queens mum said...

I know this is a dumb question, but are you going to see the movie the day it comes out? I need to get the book. I almost bought it last week. I had it in my hand.