Out To The RHOK

I'm bloggin' it at The RHOK today.  Stop by and visit me?  I'll love you forever...OK, I already love you forever, but I'll love you forever infinity.  hard.  (<---- that's like a lot a lot.)



Friday Confessional : Cuss Word Edition

confucius say: Confessions are good for the soul.
I confess...this one time, at band camp.  Ok, alright.  I never went to band camp.  BUT I did go to cheerleading camp...and this one time I mooned someone from the 10th floor window.  AND then my roommate and I made a poster with our phone number (to our dorm room) and taped it in the window.  There was also a football camp going on at the same time...*achem* boys roomed in the dorms opposite ours.  Need I say more?
I confess...this one time, when I was 5, I told my Sunday School teacher that my Grandpa and I used "little bastards" for bait when we went fishing.  She asked! 
I confess...that last weekend, I got paid back for my indiscretion.  Isaiah was chasing his cousin around the back yard and he yelled out "come back here you little bastard".  Super. #payingformyraising
I confess...that in a moment of heated frustration I cussed (like a bad cuss word) at Michael.  He started laughing uncontrollably, which increased my disdane.  When the tears cleared, he told me that I'm a bad "cusser" I don't know how. WHATEV, Michael.
I confess...since we're talking about cuss words (how did that happen??  I swear I didn't start this out with the intention of writing a whole post about cussing.), I should confess that I like to use made up cuss words.  For example, "holy shiz", "hellz no", and the mother of all made up cuss words (that is not APPROPRIATE in any way, shape, or form...but I use WAY TOO often) "sofa king"...go ahead, say it...out loud (<---Twi reference, if you got it.)  It's bad, right?!...but sofa king funny. (I did NOT just say that). 
What is wrong with me?! 
I'm going to hellz. 
I need to repent. 
Oh, wait that's right. 
I just confessed. 
Ok, it's all good.
Happy Friday! 
Hope your weekend is sofa king awesome! <---I DID NOT just say that!  Get ahold of yourself, JK.  Geez. 



We Want To Know Wednesday

1. Everyone seems to have a quirky family situation-- what is something unique about your family dynamic? 

I guess what's unique about my family is that I am my mother's only child, but I have 3 half-siblings and 2 step-siblings.  Also, both mine and Michael's moms are twins...kinda crazy, huh? 

2. What is the most stressful aspect to blogging (aside from the network going down)?

Comments.  Commenting...replying to comments...making the rounds.  It gets stressful sometimes keeping up with it all and then you do what I do and just become a total blog fail for a while. 

3. We all end up on a blog at some point in our day, but name your top 3 favorite websites you flock to daily (non blog)! and

4. What’s your sign? Believe in it or not, does any part ring true to you?

I'm a Libra. 

This is what I found when I Googled "characteristics of a Libra" :

The objective of a Libra is to spread harmony and co-operation in his surroundings. Libra symbol is a pair of scales. It is the only Zodiac sign to be represented by an object. The basic characteristic of Librans is fairness and justice. They focus all their energy in balancing everything and are very good at maintaining a perfect balance. Librans have the ability to view complex situations with an unbiased consideration. After weighing all the options, they always come up with an impartial solution.

They are socially active and enjoy the company of like-minded people. Due to their basic nature, these people are creative and love art in every form. They like to experiment with colors, form and elements in everything they do. With regard to interpersonal relationships, Librans are specialists. They have the habit of putting others’ needs on a higher priority than their own. They can diplomatically find the solution to any problem however serious it may be. “To every action there is an opposite and equal reaction” – this explains the behavior of Librans. They can easily control ‘cause and effect’ which make them perfect strategists.

I'm not sure how much weight I put in my zodiac sign, but I do see some of the things listed about in myself. 

5. IceCream!! ICECREAM!! We all scream for icecream! Name your favorite flavor/brand!

Mint Chocolate Chip.  I prefer Braum's or Edy's.

BONUS QUESTIONS if you dare..

A. Name the blog you credit for linking up with us today? Impulsive.  She has blackmail information/pics/and vids on me, so I do what she most of the time.

B. Suggest a question you want to see in future WWTK’s! - Hmmm.  What's your favorite song right now?  What song makes you think of high school or another special time in your life?

If you're looking for a midweek fix, go link up with

Impulsive AddictJanette, Mamarazzi and Shawn



Monthly Vlog : Summer Plans and Organizing


I'm linking up once again for Shawn and Mamarazzi's Monthly Vlog!

This months vlogging topic comes to us courtesy of the amazingly wonderful Becca from The Texas Darlings! She wants to know what we're going to be up to this summer...

If you haven't tried this whole vlogging biz, you should! 
It's fun. 
If you give it a try and link up, be sure you tell them JennyKate peer pressured you into it! 
They give out a prize for the biggest bully!Photobucket

I'm Playing Housewife Today

I'm out to the RHOK today! 

We're playing In My Neck Of The Woods...come play along!

Click HERE!

aka Mrs. Edwards


Friday Confessional : The Austin Edition

I'm linking up today with Mamazrazzi for Friday Confessional.  'Cause Lord knows I need to!
There's a few things from my trip to Austin that I need to get off my chest and what better time to do it than Friday Confessions.  Remember, nothing said in this post can be held against me at any time.
  • This one Austin, I laid down on a couch in a gay bar.  Thank goodness for friends like Becca who remind you what someones might have done there...and for Germ-X...and for knowing how to sing the Happy Birthday song twice to get your hands extra clean.
  • Also, this one Austin, I walked around downtown without any shoes on.  Impulsive forced me to wash my feet in the bathtub before sleeping in the same bed with her.  She even called Shawn for some back-up.  Thank goodness for friends who make you wash your feet.
  • ALSO, this one Austin, Vivienne gave me the 'mom look' and tried to make me wear my seatbelt in the back back seat of Becca's van.  It worked on Impuslive, but not me.  I'm a rebel like that.  But thank goodness for friend who care enough to give you the 'mom look'.
  • AND this one Austin, I woke up at 5:30 in the morning and I was laying on the floor inbetween the two beds where Impulsive and Becca were fast asleep...with my phone smashed to my face.  If you got a text and/or tweet that night/morning, I apologize.
  • This one Austin, I told our waiter that he looked like a porn star.  Then I proceeded to tell him it was due to his "phonytail" and "9th grade mustache"...AND I called him "Jake the Pornstar" from then on.
  • This one Austin, I autographed someone's chest with a blue sharpie.  Sorry, Shawn.
  • I kissed a girl(s)...
  • One last thing...this one Austin, I met some AMAZING people who are now my REAL LIFE was one of the best weekends EVER.


We Want To Know Wednesday

I'm joining in once again with the amazingly talented and funny Impulsive AddictJanette, Mamarazzi and Shawn

1.If the blogging world had a talent show, what would your act be?

I think it's better that I show you than tell you...

NO. I'm not sneezing...or choking.

I've got mad beat-boxin' skillz, yo. 

Don't be jealous.

OR I could use my karaoke skillz.

Again, don't be jealous.

BUT what I'm really good at is being a fun-haver.

Is that a legit category?

I think I have a good chance at winning.

2. What's the most likely reason you might become famous?
See #1
3. What question are you repeatedly asked that you are tired of hearing?

When are you going to have more kids...isn't it about time to have more kids...AWWWeeee, you guys should have more kids.

Any variation of the above statement.
4. What's the last thing you broke?


I "broke it down" in the car on the way to work...does that count?
5. Finish this sentence.  I can't believe I used to ______.

I can't believe I used to hate sushi!!!!  What the hellz was I thinking?

Mmmmmm.  It's so good.  GET. IN. MA. MOUTH.

If you're looking for a Hump Day fix, go link up over at Impulsive Addict,  Janette, Mamarazzi and/or Shawn !

Photobucket...a professional FUN-HAVER.