It's that time again...time to spill your guts, wipe the slate, come clean...it's FRIDAY CONFESSIONAL with the one and only Mamarazzi!
I don't have much to confess really. I've been relatively "good"...well, as good as JennyKate can be. I have my own standards, ya know.
This week was a culmination of potential confessions...like they ALMOST happened. It went a little something like this...
This week was a culmination of potential confessions...like they ALMOST happened. It went a little something like this...
- I didn't eat any cheeseburgers...although I wanted to.
- I only had Starbucks one time...although I wanted to go at LEAST once a day.
- I didn't lie...except for a few white ones, but they don't count.
- I didn't slap this little kid on Isaiah's Field Trip yesterday...although he deserved it.
- I wanted to tell them that I'm not Mrs. Altman. That's my mother-in-law. But I realize they're learning to be respectful...and I respect that...so I didn't.
- I didn't steal anything...except for that pen from the bank, but IA assured me that they were there for the taking.
So, I guess I'm saving up all my bad(ass)ness for now. I'll be sure to let you guys know when I decide to cash in on it.
Hope you all have a FABULOUS Friday!
P.S. Stop by and enter my giveaway from yesterday! (click here)
P.S.S. I posted on The RHOK today. We're doing a Pioneer Woman read-along.
P.S.S. I posted on The RHOK today. We're doing a Pioneer Woman read-along.
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17 comments...I love comments:
Fun post.
My confession:
I'm lazy and almost quit American Sign Language, but didnt.
You only had one SB?!
I don't get it. This confuses me.
And you know what? I did a double take at the MIL bit.
Like I never realized that you had one. How dumb am I???
A 5-year-old girl told my very shy daughter she couldn't sit by her at church the other day. I was having mean thoughts, but I also refrained. We are both saints. :)
I'm soooo going to take the kids to McDonald's today...so I can get a large coke! Oh, and it's nice outside, so they can play outside while I stuff my face with some cheeseburgers and fries.
And I get the whole Mrs. thing. I'm too young to be called Mrs. It's so weird!
i love your qualified confessions.
and some little kids deserve to be slapped but as the mom of one that will probably deserve it one day, i thank you. lol.
Love this!
I got the kids Happy Meals but I had leftovers...and it was a huge sacrifice on my part. I feel all saint-like now.
ha! I love the awesomeness - that is you!
I'm not Mrs. Jones, I'm Turbo's Mom. It's OK with me.
Pens and hotel toiletries are most definitely there for the taking!
If there were a Starbucks anywhere in this small hole in the wall town, I'd be broke!
Kids that need to be slapped SHOULD be slapped...just sayin!
I remember the kids in Ryan's class would call me
"Ryan's Mom" I would walk in the school and I would hear "Hi Ryan's Mom" One little girl always called me Heather. Then there was a few Mrs.P
Your confessions make me smile. I often find myself wanting to make Starbucks runs and knock some sense into someone else's kid. I refrain from both.
Starbucks...ahhhhh.
The closest one is thirty miles away from me. I have been twice. If it were closer, I'd be (more)broke...
You rocked some confessions this week! I loved them. Did you tell Stacie that you "take" extra toiletries from hotels? I'm just tryin' to keep you honest.
The I didn't slap the little kid one made me laugh... don't you so wanna sometimes, I know I do. Some people don't raise thier kids right & they are suck jerks.
Only one Starbucks... yeah, I only had 2 this week. I am trying to be better too... wonder if it will last for me??? I doubt it.
I confess that I ate a cake pop this week. And it was good.
For my other confession...you'll have to read my comment at IA.
Ooh, I cannot WAIT until you cash in!
The confessions are going to be soooooo juicy!
Also, I know about wanting to slap kids on field trips. Just sayin'.
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