Friday Confessional 04.14


It's Friday Confessionals with Mamarazzi!  I'll spare you the intro mumbo-jumbo and just get right to it...

I confess that I'm totally wrapped up in another *achem*smut*book/fanfic*achem*.  Brandy, text me and I'll send you the won't want to miss this one. #winkwink
Good news is that I'm 60 pages away from finishing it.  So, no worries IA, I'm coming back to the land of the living...eventually. #ilovefanfic

I confess that I was guilted into FINALLY posting my vlog #thatswhatfriendsarefor

I confess that this makes me giggle...a lot. #itsasickness #idontwantacure

I confess that Mimi knows me too well.  Anyone who thinks of transposing my face into a picture with THE Rob Pattinson is an angel in disguise.  I love you Mims!  Thank you for my newest fav item in my collection of Twilight/Rob memorabilia.  #yourock

I confess that I shopped 'til I dropped last weekend.  We shopped for 10 hours on Saturday and another 7 hours on Sunday.  #retailtherapyissoeffective

I confess that I have a few funny stories from our weekend trip, but I think my family (who often reads my posts) would shoot me for posting them.  I'm still in the dog house from my post about Facebook faux pas...and that wasn't HALF as bad as what I would be spilling this time.  So, I guess I'll refrain...for now.  #blackmail


Hope you all have a FABULOUS Friday!  I promise I'll be making the rounds today...I swear.  I also promise that I won't pick up a new story for a couple of weeks.  I'm afraid you guys will break up with me if I do.

34 comments...I love comments:

Mom Mayhem says: said...

Lol -you and your Robsession! I love a good retail therapy session -you know I have a shirt that says -shopping is cheaper than a psychologist ;) Hope you have a fab friday too!

Amy said...

I want to go shopping like that...I loooove to shop!

All of the #tweeting things distracted me. I don't even remember what I just read...ha!

Love me some ROB! How many days till the next movie??

Kelli said...

You are too cute! That's great that you have a book that has you captivated like that...I adore reading. Whoa did a ton of shopping. I would have literally dropped.

Stacie said...

OK, put the book down and get back to us!

And somebody is definitely hashtag happy!

Sheila said...

HA! Brandy is now getting ME hooked on smut! THanks! LOL!
And LOVE you and Rob together! :) Mimi rocks, doesn't she?! stories - i would LOVE to hear them!

I hear we might have a movie date next week too! WHHOOOHHHHOOO!!!!!

Janna said...

Glad you made it so that IA doesn't come get you! :)

Have a great weekend!!!

starnes family said...

I love how IA calls you out.

Also love the photoshopped pics. Classic!

MiMi said...'ll have to text me that link as well. LOL! I got the first one from's bookmarked.

Dina @ 4 Lettre Words said...

You are too funny! Gotta checkout the vlog...

VandyJ said...

Hmmm, I'm interested to know what smutty book you are referring to. Do tell--I'm always up for some good smut. I love trashy romance books.

Brandy@YDK said...

yay for edward notebooks and midnight premieres and fanfic. we are the coolest people in the whole world.

Conni said...

full days of shopping, that is what I am in training for

I just dont get the whole Twilight thing, don't understand

I thought your vlog was great!!

thanks for sharing

April said...

I love it when you 'fess up'! Kind of makes me feel better about my own shortcomings...of which there are MANY! Have a good one, Jenny!

sarajo said...

That is too funny! What Mimi sent you.

17 hours of shopping. Shoot me now! I can't even walk 20 minutes now without limping and my back killing me. But I would LOVE to go shopping for a weekend!

Impulsive Addict said...

Mimi is soooo thoughtful! Wow! How nice that she did that for you guys!

Calling you out is my own personal addiction. I kinda love it.

I would LOVE to hear some stories about your weekend trip! Be like Nike and just do it.

I think a 2 week break from reading may be long enough to get you out of the doghouse. We shall see.


Mamarazzi said...


this is an awesome confessional.

i love your obsession with that Rob dude, i think it is hilarious. mostly because i don't get it, like at all.

but it does make me love you even more...if that is possible!!

i super love that MiMi sent you that pictures, i am laughing my booty off on that one.

i would love love love to hear some stories about your weekend shopping escapades, so i am hoping someone crosses you at some point so you can get them back, you know, for my entertainment.

i haven't even tried out my new kindle because of blog guilt. AND because i need to finish writing thank you notes for all of the RAD birthday gifts i received #thanksfororganizingit

Life with Kaishon said...

I wish I was a better tweeter like you. #youareastellartweeter

Ricki Jill Treleaven said...

I want to know what it is you are reading!

I am visiting from Mamarazzi's blog.

~Ricki Jill

Fiona said...

Please be a good friend and share the link to the smut! We all want it!

stephanie said...

Your Robsession cracks me up! And yay for shopping!! Love me some good blackmail :)

Sandra said...

I'd say that you and I could be lovers we are so compatible, except we'd fight over who got to make out first with Rob, or as I like to refer to him: Edward Cullen.
And oh, I'm jealous that you got to shop till you sorry you dropped. Maybe you'll have better stamina next time and can go for a 12 hour stroll through the mall.

Becca said...

So what are these "stories" that you read that are so good? my book club is reading Pride & Prejudice and it is putting me to sleep!!!!!!

And now I need to jump over to your vlog......


Bridget said...

Shopping is so much fun!!

Love the picture that made you.

Come back soon, so IA doesn't come get you.. ;)

Kate said...

I love fanfic, it gets so steamy...and everyone needs a little steam. ;)

Forgetfulone said...

My daughter loves marathon shopping, but my pocketbook and I can't take that much anymore! LOL You have been #tweeting a lot!

Myya said...

LOVE your confessions, heck I love anything you write, you are a funny lady!

I confess I so don't get Twitter. I've never even seen it. I am kinda scared if I did I'd get hooked. Then I'd be a twat??? Ummm that is just weird to me. LOL

Mimi is awesome! LOVE that she did that for you, you look right where you belong... in his arms. Ok I totally couldn't do that with a straight face. Although, it is really cute I'll give you guys that.

Ohhh man I am so hoping that someone in your family crosses you, nothing funner (that so isn;t a word) better then pissin family off - not like they can defriend you.

Retail Therapy... ohhh I am sooo dreaming of that right now!

Anonymous said...

Marathon shopping AND self imposed Rob pics??!! Sounds like a good week to me!

I gotta go check out your vlog now! ;)

Fresh Mommy said...

#Iloveyourconfessions!! I love you!! I love that you love Rob, yum! And I love retail therapy!!! Oh, it's been awhile and I miss it. :) Sounds like a great week!!



Jenerally Speaking said...

i LOVE your notebook!!

You crack me up with your #twitter comments. I have a few friends that don't have twitter and still #writelikethat on #fb. haha

I neeeed this this called retail therapy! I go to Branson in two weeks .. outlet malls, here i come! :)

Hope you have a great Monday!

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Date Girl said...

LOL that Rob picture is amazing!! I love it. :-) What a nice friend you have.

Girl there is no way I could shop for that long. I would be the worst wet blanket in an outing like that. Bleck. Two ours of shopping MAX and that's stretching it for me. My dream is to have a personal shopper just bring me stuff. That'd be awesome

Shawn said...

I confess that after a certain someone and her friend drexted me Saturday night I'm a little red in the cheeks about the true effect those books actually have on you!

I'm so glad to see you back!

How sweet is that Mimi? What a doll!

I can wait to hear all of those stories live and in person in just 31 days!

Lula said...

Haha this is a brilliant idea! my parents would shoot me too if I posted EVERYTHING I do in my life on my blog. For realz. Yes. I just spelled that with a Z.

Xazmin said...

I read this already, but didn't comment yet. I always do that to MiMi too. I'm a freak.

As always - LOVE your confessions, and now I totally wanna know the stories that you are refraining from telling!