Friday Confessional 4.08


It's that time again...time to spill your guts, wipe the slate, come's FRIDAY CONFESSIONAL with the one and only Mamarazzi!
I don't have much to confess really.  I've been relatively "good"...well, as good as JennyKate can be.  I have my own standards, ya know. 

This week was a culmination of potential they ALMOST happened.  It went a little something like this...
  • I didn't eat any cheeseburgers...although I wanted to. 
  • I only had Starbucks one time...although I wanted to go at LEAST once a day. 
  • I didn't lie...except for a few white ones, but they don't count. 
  • I didn't slap this little kid on Isaiah's Field Trip yesterday...although he deserved it. 
  • I wanted to tell them that I'm not Mrs. Altman.  That's my mother-in-law.  But I realize they're learning to be respectful...and I respect I didn't.
  • I didn't steal anything...except for that pen from the bank, but IA assured me that they were there for the taking. 
So, I guess I'm saving up all my bad(ass)ness for now.  I'll be sure to let you guys know when I decide to cash in on it.
Hope you all have a FABULOUS Friday! 
P.S. Stop by and enter my giveaway from yesterday! (click here)
P.S.S.  I posted on The RHOK today.  We're doing a Pioneer Woman read-along.


17 comments...I love comments:

Anonymous said...

Fun post.
My confession:
I'm lazy and almost quit American Sign Language, but didnt.

MiMi said...

You only had one SB?!
I don't get it. This confuses me.
And you know what? I did a double take at the MIL bit.
Like I never realized that you had one. How dumb am I???

Grumpy Grateful Mom said...

A 5-year-old girl told my very shy daughter she couldn't sit by her at church the other day. I was having mean thoughts, but I also refrained. We are both saints. :)

sarajo said...

I'm soooo going to take the kids to McDonald's I can get a large coke! Oh, and it's nice outside, so they can play outside while I stuff my face with some cheeseburgers and fries.
And I get the whole Mrs. thing. I'm too young to be called Mrs. It's so weird!

Brandy@YDK said...

i love your qualified confessions.

and some little kids deserve to be slapped but as the mom of one that will probably deserve it one day, i thank you. lol.

Jessica G. said...

Love this!
I got the kids Happy Meals but I had leftovers...and it was a huge sacrifice on my part. I feel all saint-like now.

Sheila said...

ha! I love the awesomeness - that is you!

VandyJ said...

I'm not Mrs. Jones, I'm Turbo's Mom. It's OK with me.

Stacie said...

Pens and hotel toiletries are most definitely there for the taking!

Amy said...

If there were a Starbucks anywhere in this small hole in the wall town, I'd be broke!

Kids that need to be slapped SHOULD be slapped...just sayin!

Anonymous said...

I remember the kids in Ryan's class would call me
"Ryan's Mom" I would walk in the school and I would hear "Hi Ryan's Mom" One little girl always called me Heather. Then there was a few Mrs.P

stephanie said...

Your confessions make me smile. I often find myself wanting to make Starbucks runs and knock some sense into someone else's kid. I refrain from both.

Bridget said...

The closest one is thirty miles away from me. I have been twice. If it were closer, I'd be (more)broke...

Impulsive Addict said...

You rocked some confessions this week! I loved them. Did you tell Stacie that you "take" extra toiletries from hotels? I'm just tryin' to keep you honest.

Myya said...

The I didn't slap the little kid one made me laugh... don't you so wanna sometimes, I know I do. Some people don't raise thier kids right & they are suck jerks.

Only one Starbucks... yeah, I only had 2 this week. I am trying to be better too... wonder if it will last for me??? I doubt it.

Connie said...

I confess that I ate a cake pop this week. And it was good.

For my other'll have to read my comment at IA.

Xazmin said...

Ooh, I cannot WAIT until you cash in!

The confessions are going to be soooooo juicy!

Also, I know about wanting to slap kids on field trips. Just sayin'.