Here I am, the one-trick-pony, once again surfacing in the blogosphere to link up with the one and only Mamarazzi for her Friday Confessional!
No preliminaries, just confessions...
I confess that I misbehaved in the theater last Friday night while watching Water For Elephants.
I confess that everytime Michael refers to Water For Elephants as Water For Donkeys I get irate! Like I wanna scratch his eyeballs out. He does it just to piss me off and get me all riled up. He knows how to push my buttons.
I confess that I might have peed my pants in the parking lot of Abuelo's. Just a little.
I confess that I laugh at inappropriate times. Often. The more I try to stop, the more I laugh. I also do other inappropriate things that we won't discuss on the blog. Today.
I confess that I'm just a little excited (ok, a lot) about the season premiere of Jerseylicious! Love those hookers!
I confess that I have a crush on Scotty and I'm glad he didn't go home last night on AI. Whew. That was close. I've gotta up my voting game. Who's your fav?
Hope you all have a super fab Friday!!
24 comments...I love comments:
I think that it is inappropriate to tease us with stories of inappropriate behavior and then not deliver.
And please don't scratch your hubby's eyeballs out, then he won't be able to see just how fabulous are!
I confess that I sometimes say inappropriate things at inappropriate times--the words just pop out.
I confess I have not been following AI this year--just can't find the motivation.
I pee my pants, but it's because I'm broken down there and can't hold it anymore. I guess having 4.5 kids breaks you down there.
I NEVER miss Jerseylicious! <3
I can't fathom you behaving while watching a R-Patz movie! (Was it fabulous?)
I always have to be careful not to pee...when sneezing or laughing or even yelling...sad, but true!
My fave AI contestant is James!
I laugh at inappropriate times. All the time. Like, I have been known to laugh at a funeral. It wasn't even funny, I just couldn't shake the nerves. It was bad.
I was embarrassed.
Next time the hubs says "Water for Donkeys," get him a glass of water and say, "Oh, I thought you were making a request."
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
I wish you could've come to the movie with me!!
i confess that I think you are awesome. I don't watch AI. but i've heard james is cool.
you are too cute and funny..even when your drunk!
I have to admit water for donkeys is pretty clever.
SO excited about Jerseylicious coming back! And I finally saw WFE last night and I loved it!
ohhhhhh i need to go see that movie:) i misbehave all the time....u and me sister would be a riot! xo
ok if you meant anything by sexual misbehaviors, i didn't....baahahahaha
oh ok....we'd def get along! i fart all the time:)
I think you are so fantastically fun and cool. I haven't seen Water for Donkeys yet and I am JUST ABOUT GOING CRAZY! Tell me every detail. Did you do a review? I will look below.
I confess that I've eaten a block of gouda cheese this week.
Have I ever told you that I HEART Scotty? I missed AI this week because of the ReAL game, and then soccer practice...I tuned in for the last 5 minutes of last night and almost pooped my pants with fear! That WAS a close one!
I miss you... oh, and don't be mad - but I totally stole a picture off your blog and used it today!
I just saw Water for Elephants today and I loved it! Seeing R Patz in a roll where he gets to be a bit more masculine definitely lit my fire. I want to see more of that side of him in the next Twilight installment. Plus he smiled a lot more and I loved that. I heard the elephant fell in love with him in real life. Can you blame her?!
Thanks to you I have to buy adult diapers for our trip in THREE WEEKS. The last thing I want is to test my challenged bladder when laughing at one of your antics!
Thanks for the linky link love!! I love hanging out with you. It just makes me happy! ;)
I may have to watch those hookers in Jersey...just to see what all the fuss is. We'll see.
I loved the movie!!!!!!!!
Great post. Love yall's confessions.
The peeing thing happens. It's totally ok. ;)
There's a show on TV about hookers in Jersey? How did I miss this?
i loved reading about your inappropriate behavior. it makes me love you even more.
and i already love you a lot so that's a lot more love.
i like Scotty too, but i am kinda rooting for James. someone will pick Scotty up and give him a recording deal...he will be ok, i promise.
I don't like that Scotty smirks and holds his mic with one finger. What's that about?
I was a Casey fan.
:)
(17 days!)
Other than the peeing incident, how was Abuelo's? I love me some Mexican!
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