Friday Confessionals - 2.18


I confess...that I have been in a pissy mood this week.

This is me, JennyKate, making a public apology to anyone I was hateful, crabby, bitchy, or mean to this week.

I solemnly swear to be back to my chipper self. STAT.

I confess...that Impulsive tells me everyday that she is going to the gym and everyday I say things like "that's great" or "you're so good" or "I'm so proud of you".

Note to self: Hello!! That's what skinny people get to say. Um, reality check, JK. You're not the skinny person in this relationship...get your fat azz to the gym!

I would also like to confess (profess, but these are confessionals, not professionals...whatever that is) my love for HeyTell. It's the best app evah. If you have an iPhone and don't have it, get it. All the cool kids are doing it. It's kind of like you're talking on a walkie talkie or CB radio on your iPhone.

"Two, four, niner, five, six, seven"..."I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?" (Who can tell me what movie this quote is from...without Googling it?)

I've been watching episodes of Dukes of Hazzard so that I can perfect my CB radio 10-4, over, roger that, do you have your ears on, do ya read me, over and out, etc. Impulsive and I even have our own handles. I'm Goldie Locks and she's Black Beauty. We're so cool.

I don't know if you guys know this, but CB lingo was like the beginning of abbreviated speech/text messaging. They say things like "O.L." – Wife ("Old Lady") and "O.M." – Husband ("Old Man"). They've been using this stuff for years! Those truckers were ahead of their time!

This isn't a confession really, just kinda funny...

Y'all heard about all the people who got sick after a party at the Playboy mansion, right? There were like 170 people who were diagnosed with Legionnaires Disease.

I know, I know.

I thought it would be herpes or VD too, but nope.

So, yesterday morning, my aunt was just recapping the Playboy news story to me in the car on the way to work...and then she proceeds to tell me that she's pretty sure that's what she had last week.

oh, realllllly??

My family is whack sometimes yo.

I know what you're thinking and NO she is not a Playboy Bunny...and she has not recently been to Cali.
What do you have to confess? Go over to Mamarazzi's and join in the fun of Friday Confessionals!

Have a fabulous Friday!! Enjoy your weekend!

Goldie Locks, over and out.

39 comments...I love comments:

Shawn said...

Oh no a cranky Jenny is no fun at all!

Oh how I loved Dukes of Hazzard! I was the only girl I knew back in 1980 that liked Luke not Beau! I guess I had a thing for dark on dark {hair & eyes} even then!

Dang it, now I have to Google Legionnaires Disease...

Shawn said...

Oops, one Z not two

Myya said...

You always make me laugh! The one about IA & the gym... I am always cheering on my friends too & then I'm like wait a second, get freakin motivated & cheer yourself on DUH! Ehhh, I never do though. Man, I suck!

J FAM said...

Tommy Boy???? Something with David Spade, I think.... If I'm wrong my movie quoting skills need to be sharpened, I used to be so good at it...

Anonymous said...

I confess I don't feel bad for the playboy mansion people. Isn't that awful?? Happy Friday!

Stacie said...

Tommy Boy!! Chris Farley was sooo funny! Have a great weekend!

stephanie said...

Cranky anyone is no fun! And sure we could be skinny but then we'd actually have to go to the gym EVERY day. And really? Who DOES that?!

Anonymous said...

I've been going to the gym every other day and I'm still fat as a cow.

Is your aunt a Playboy bunny?

Aubrey S. said...

Luckily it's Friday. That should put any crankiness to rest. Hope you have a great weekend.

Kelli said...

These absolutely make me laugh out loud!!! I hope your mood gets better soon.

AMY said...

Sorry for your cranky mood. I always blame my crabbiness on Winter!
Gotta love The Dukes!
And I LOVE Tommy Boy!
I'm a new follower. Hopefully I'll have my Friday Conf. linked up later today.
Amy's Life @

Impulsive Addict said...

Now I know why Shawn texted me late last night and asked me about Black Beauty! Bwhahahahahahahaha!!!

We are so freakin' cool! Does everybody realize that yet?

Ok...I'm DONE telling you about going to the gym. I would NEVER want to make you feel bad. I was just be accountable to someone but OH NO. Now I'm "THAT" friend. I hate "that friend". She's a bitch.

Speaking of bitchy, I'm sure GNO will help you with that crabby hateful stuff....if we don't fall asleep at the table.

Umm..did you tell Shawn that she didn't NEED to google since you LINKED it for us? Gah! I swear..that

Life with the Lebedas said...

Tommy Boy!!
You crack me up. I hope you have a better day, if nothing else, it's Friday!! :)

Have a great weekend girl!

Sheila said...

Goldie Locks - what's your 20? (Know what the means?!) HA!
I just got HEYTELL THIS Week!!!! Brandy is my only person on it!!! I'm not even sure I'm doing it right! LOL!
And omg - your aunt had the playboy mansion disease?!?!? That's a little freaky! Just sayin! LOL!

VandyJ said...

The summer before I met my now husband, I was 18 and a CB craze hit town. Every one had a radio or knew someone who did. I got dubbed Eight Ball. It's a long story. But CB's are fun!

Amy said...

I've been pissy lately too. PMS and all that!

CB lingo: you forgot "breaker 1-9" I loved the Dukes! Luke was my boyfriend back in the day!

Have a great weekend!

Liz @ Sugarplum Creations said...

Jeremy has a CB in his truck. It's true. You'd fit right in here ;)

Dawn said...

I hadn't even thought about the truckers being ahead of the game with their lingo/texting! So true!

Being around my dad, being a (retired)trooper, I've learned lots of "lingo" over the years. He also had a CB we got to play with when we were kids. My handle was Sissy.

I can't imagine you being crabby to anyone. I.just.can't.

Have fun at your GNO!!!

Beth Zimmerman said...

10-4 Good Buddy!

My dad's car had a CB Radio in it when I was a teenager. It had a setting that allowed you to talk (like through a bullhorn) to people outside of the car. My friends and I would drive around town startling innocent people who were just walking along minding their own business! I'd forgotten about that! :)

And when he first got the radio my dad got on the police channel to inform them that there was "a smokie taking pictures on * Hill!" I'm sure they appreciated the heads up!

Have a great day, Goldie Locks!

Sailor's Wife said...

Stopping by from Friday Confessional :) I loved your confessions!!


Vivienne said...

Oh my! 70's/80's TV... there is no comparison. The Playboy mansion is skeevy no matter how you slice it...

Anonymous said...

Bwhahaha...I love these confessionals!

I'm gonna have to get this HeyTell business and be cool fair!

I heard about the Playboy VD .. okay, it's not VD..but I just wanna say that...all the more reason to not swim in that grotto know who's been in there...gross! come up with a good handle for me? Or should we just stick with Boobies? Jugs Maybe?

Trooper Thorn said...

Was the quote from "The Goonies", "Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants" or "Shane"?

Connie said...

I'm cranky too.


AndreaLeigh said...

I so feel you on the bad week. Jason got a flat tire this morning. Awesomesauce.

I had not heard about that Playboy mansion story! I read your link, and it says it is a bacteria found in water. You know those people all went into the grotto and some nasty bacteria crawled up their vajayjay.

I need to get my butt in the gym as well.

I downloaded heytell but haven't used it yet. It sounds fab!

MiMi said...

Seriously. I heard this on the news the other day:
"The Playboy Mansion is famous for parties, excess, women and now...disease?"
Um. YEAH, dipshit, DISEASE. Only I figure it's HERPES so WTF do you mean, "...disease??"
Whoops. Sorry. I'm in a shit mood this week too.

Emmy said...

Oh another iPhone app, I spend way too much time on my phone and iPad as it is. I love all the dash games, Diner Dash, hotel Dash, etc. So fun :)

And that is pretty funny what happened at the playboy mansion.

Brandy@YDK said...

dude. i suck at heytell. IA heytelled me and I was just an awkward jackass when I heytelled back. i'm just awkward.

i was a supah crabby this past week - it's getting better.

Forgetfulone said...

You? Cranky? No way! You crack me up! Let's see... Is the movie Convoy or Smokey and the Bandit? I'm not googling it, so I need to know if I got it. If not, well, let's just say CB's were not my thing back then, and yes, I was alive and well when it was the thing, but I didn't have one. I think you're right about it being the predecessor of text speech. And the confessional/professional thing just made me laugh!

Anonymous said...

Awww diet pepsi all over after reading
I thought it would be herpes or VD too, but nope!
Hahaha, good stuff :)

Rachel Murphy said...

Don't you just love the Dukes of Hazzard they take me back to childhood when I wanted to be Daisy Duke... what the $@!!# I thinking. She looks like a SLUT! lol But she was always so nice. I haven't been motivated to work out lately either. My girls are teasing me and so someday I will but the chips down and walk away... Just not today!
Hope you back to your cheery self soon. Enjoyed your confession.

Angie said... made me laugh like crazy! I love me some HeyTell!!!! It rocks!!

ShaRhonda said...

DH has been watching the Duke boys all day today while being "sick"! Also did you hear about the the inmates that got sick at the Tulsa County Jail...yeah ALL of them, wonder if they were partying it up w/ Hugh? Hmmm...Now about that gym thing, you aren't the only one!

Sara Richins said...

Maybe everyone cycle is syncing up? I'm just cranky. But that's because I'm playing single mommy for too long, pregnant and just getting over a cold. I kind of have the right to be a brat!

Love that about your aunt! Too funny!

Oh and I think the illness couldn't have happened to a *better* set of people! Pervs!

Xazmin said...

It's from Tommy Boy! I just watched that!

So. Freakin'. FUNNY!

Love your always!

FrouFrouBritches said...

Is it from Tommy Boy? Oh, how I love Chris Farley! I love the Dukes of Hazzard. I even met Boss Hogg once. Sad, but true. I used to love to play on my Granddaddy's CB in the camper. I'm getting an iphone soon (I am so behind the times) so I've GOT to have that app!

Anonymous said...


That's all I've got.

Mamarazzi said... that show. hey tell sounds cool. it makes me want one of them fancy iphones.

i need to get my phat azz to the gym too. instead of just telling the hubz how awesome he is for going and for running everyday.

Julie said...

Sorry...can't comment... laughing...too hard....!!!