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2.25.2011

Friday Confessional - 02.25


It is that time again.

Time to purge sins and cleanse the soul...and link up with Mamarazzi's Friday Confessional.
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I confess that I bought a boyfriend for Flat Mama and Flat Mimi...

and then I left him in Impulsive's purse after a wild and crazy GNO.

So, she left him in the mailbox for me the next day. 

Do you have Pocket Jacob's just randomly show up in your mailbox? 

I didn't think so.

I confess that we took Flat Shawn out and showed her a good time. 

She's such a lush. 

(this pic cracks me up...we were at Fox and Hound Pub/Grille...she's the Fox and he's the Hound...get it?!  I kill myself.)

She also took Flat Mimi and Flat Mama's boyfriend for a spin.

I confess that our little GNO trifecta can NOT take self-portraits worth a hoot. 

Thanks to some random drunk girls in the parking lot, we finally got a semi-good pic.

I'm finding some ugly friends. STAT.

I confess that I am so awkward/weird...especially on elevators.  I dont' know what it is, but I have this insatiable desire to say something.  I can't just stand their quietly.  It drives me crazy.  I always end up saying something weird.  Like this morning, I accidentally pushed floor 3 and no one was getting off on 3.  So, I say "oh, I guess our imaginary friend is getting off on 3".  Then, when the doors open, I say "have a nice day"!...to the imaginary friend, of course. 
*insert weird looks from fellow elevator riders*


Hope you all have a fabulous Friday!!

love and rockets,
jennykate♥

24 comments...I love comments:

starnes family said...

Totally fine in my book. :)

Mamarazzi said...

ok i cackled when i read the elevator confession... THAT is hilarious. imaginary friend? bwah hahaha ha.

i would have laughed, we would have ended up being BFF by the time our elevator ride ended and we would have that rad story to tell everyone when asked how we met.

i have a very vivid imagination.

clearly.

i would like someone to make Flat Shawn's head OR ass bigger please.

thanks.

looks like another awesome GNO...i am slightly jealous.

oh and if Jacob went home with IA i hope she at least put him in bed with my flat, you know to keep him warm.

and i think you are super pretty. i really do.

stephanie said...

I'm awkward in elevators too! We can be friends :)

My husband has given up asking me why I feel the need to make small talk in places like elevators. I can't help it. It's word vomit.

Amy said...

Fun times all around! And you have Jacob, so that means my Edward is safely awaiting me somewhere!

Stacie said...

Do you think that somewhere, on some blog, your mailman (or woman!) is posting a confessional about how those OK gals leave action figures in the mailbox?

Aly @ Analyze This said...

Remind me to NEVER ride in an elevator with you!!! Haha!! I'm always the one checking out everyone ... I never stand in front! Don't want people checking me out! Well, more specifically, my ass!

Have a great day!! Loooove your confessions!

Emmy said...

That is one good thing about almost always having kids with me, I have them to talk to when the craziness arises :)

Steph said...

Haha... the elevator one cracked me up. You should act like you are getting out of their way too.

April said...

I can so relate to what you wrote about elevators...I'm much the same way! I really can't explain it. I haven't tried the imaginary friend line...YET!;) Loved reading all about your exciting adventures with Jacob...HUBBA HUBBA!

VandyJ said...

I always feel awkward in elevators--but I just want to hide in the corner. Thankfully I don't have to deal with elevators that often.
I'd have smiled and wondered what you had for breakfast to be so cheery in the morning though.

Aubrey S. said...

I think there is an entire psychology to be studied regarding elevator behavior.

Impulsive Addict said...

That Jacob was hard to give up. Hello? He was shirtless!

Love our self portraits. What a disaster! LOL!

You are beautiful. Quit with the ugly friends comments. I will cut a bitch.

I HATE HATE HATE elevators! You are so funny! Good job on that cartoon! HILARIOUS!

Kelli said...

Ooh Jacob. I love him and could party with him any day! I get the same thing in elevators too now that you mention it. It's like awkward silence.

Liz @ Sugarplum Creations said...

You kill me too! And I would totally crack up in the elevator with you. Usually elevators are so boring. You liven it up!

Shawn said...

I had such a blast with y'all on our GNO...sorry for keeping Jacob out past his bedtime and a great big thanks to IA for bringing him home safely! Can I just say that boy has skills!

Your an elevator freak and I'm right there with you! I usually say "oh no, something bad's about to happen....excuse me" It completely mortifies my girls and make my job as a Mommy complete!

Ugly friend? Where? Who? I only see beautiful and fun girls, girls I cannot wait to hang with!

Mama...both my head and ass are large enough, thank you very much!

Connie said...

Many years ago...I worked in a building with an elevator and my roommates boyfriend worked two floors above us.

He hated me.

I would ALWAYS end up on the elevator with him. ALWAYS!

I lost 15 pounds taking the stairs....

MiMi said...

Girl, I AM your ugly friend!
Me, you, Pocket Jacob and an elevator. That would be so fun. Just hangin in an elevator talking to imaginary friends. You know what? That's kinda sad cuz I DO think that would be fun. :)

Forgetfulone said...

Love to visit and get a laugh! And I think the GNO pix are fab! You're also making me want to go to Fox and Hound pub.

Boobies said...

LMAO! I totally need a pocket Jacob..I feel a bit left out, as I never find such things in MY mailbox!

And if I don't get a Flat Boobies, I might just go over the edge!!

Becky D said...

I'm with you on the elevators! Pretty sure Flat Jacob had the best night out on the town!

Brandy@YDK said...

You crack me up. I act weird on elevators but more like avoiding the other person because they might be a serial killer. No eye contact!!! Fun GNO.

rachel's life. said...

I'm loving the doll in the mail box! Great image!

shortmama said...

I would have cracked up if I was in the elevator and you said that. I probably would have tooted too just to relieve any other tension

Xazmin said...

HAHAHA! I totally want to ride in an elevator with you!