I confess that I have a skinny mirror. I look at myself in it everyday before leaving the house. It gives me the boost of confidence I need to get out the door. Without it, I may never leave the house.
I confess that I sneezed banana nut muffin all over the place in the break room yesterday morning. I could feel the sneeze coming and had just taken a large bite of muffin. I couldn't hold it in. I might have choked to death.
I confess that laundry is taking over my house. The clean piles REFUSE to put themselves away and the dirty piles ARE NOT cleaning themselves.
I confess that while walking out of Applebee's a dryer sheet fell out of my jeans. I just kept walking. At least it wasn't a pair of bikini panties. Happened to my aunt one time was at the chiropractor's office. True story. When the receptionist picked them up with her pencil and asked to the waiting room "who do THESE belong to??" My aunt just sat there and looked at everyone else. I think there were a couple of guys in there waiting with her...they HAD to have known they were hers. Hilarious!
I also confess that the winner of my $40 CSN giveaway is...Entry #37 - Becca from The Texas Darlings!!!! Congrats, Becca!!!! I'll send you your code ASAP!
Have a great Friday!!
Love and Rockets,
jennykate♥
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35 comments...I love comments:
Where can I get one of those skinny Mirrors...I have to return my fat one...
this is Becca's lucky week. she won my Monday giveaway too. Go Becca!!
the dryer sheet thing has happened to me before. embarrassing.
oh the skinny mirror everyone needs one.
OR
they need a husband like mine who comes in just as i am finishing getting ready and says stuff like, "Damn baby people are gonna see us together and think I MUST have money, because you are WAY too hot to be with a bum like me"
of course you have to be a sucker for cheesy crap like that.
and i am.
see i am super easy like that.
laundry is my favorite chore. see we should get married.
and whoa bless you, banana nut muffin sneezes must hurt a little.
That story about your aunt KILLS me! LOL!
Oh my word! HILARIOUS about the dryer sheet. And the sneeze. You always make me smile.
Happy weekend Jenny Kate!
Oh my word! HILARIOUS about the dryer sheet. And the sneeze. You always make me smile.
Happy weekend Jenny Kate!
One time my hot pink/black lace thong stuck to the velcro on my husbands ACU's. He didn't realize until he got to work and someone {not so subtly} pointed it out. It's been two years and he still washes his ACU's all by themselves!
I love the one about your aunt...hilarious!
I think the laundry is on strike because mine is acting the same way, I need to check to see if the laundry is holding picket signs.
my laundry is the ONLY thing I've gotten done this week due to the fact that I can only fit into a few of my outfits and am in denial and refuse to buy more clothes until the baby weight is gone! Yeah the skinny mirror holds no hope for me!!!
So is it bad that the dryer sheet thing happened to my toddler, only it was a pair of her undies? HA! They were in the hood of her sweatshirt and when we put the hood up, they fell out, I was mortified.
I need a skinny mirror, can you send me yours?
Have a great Friday!
On more than one occasion I've found undies creeping their way out of my pant leg - I've definitely learned to look before going outside now.
And the sneezing thing cracked me up, I think sneezing is as hysterical as falling. Hearing people sneeze, people talking about sneezing...I get some kind of sick kick out of it. I hope you didn't get any muffin on anyone!
Happy Friday!
We don't use dryer sheets, so that hasn't happened in our household, but I have definitely undressed at the end of the day to find that I wore my panties inside our all day long.
Whaat? Becca is waaaay lucky!! DANG HER!
Oh, girl you know I own a skinny mirror. Is it bad that I look in the skinny mirror first then go and look in the regular mirror to see how big the difference is? And that sometimes I make M take a picture of me so I can "see" how others will see me? I may have issues.
That story about your aunt had me laughing so loud that Emma ran in here to see what the fuss was all about! That sounds like something that would happen to me.
Congrats to Becca!! :)
I have a skinny mirror! As long as I think I look skinny, then I look skinny! Skinny mirrors rock!
I am dying laughing right now at your Aunt at the Chiropractor's office! That is HILARIOUS!!! I would have been mortified!!! OH.EM.GEE!
My JAW JUST DROPPED!!!!!!!!
SOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you momma for the wonderful surprise! This has been an emotional week and you made it so much better!!!
Love ya to pieces and can't wait to give you a big hug in May!!!!
~Becca
The laundry elves got lost on their way here this week. I have to suck it up and do the laundry this weekend. At least when I'm done the laundry can't tease me anymore. The taunts are getting a bit loud right now.
Congrats Becca!!
One of my former husband's went to work with a pair of my panties stuck to his shirt.
He got a lot of ribbing for it!
I think I must have a skinny mirror too -Because other mirrors -I'm like -Huh- Who's that?! ;) Lol -at the dryer sheet and undies! Ugh yeah laundry-wish it would wash and put itself up! Oh and I confess 1 time I sneezed and then later I blew my nose and saurkraut came out of my nose! -Eeeww -I know but, I guess it somehow got from my mouth to my nasal cavity.
I make messy sneezes too, muffin or no muffin!
I don't use dryer sheets...no worries! Now panties falling out, could happen. Lets hope not!
None of my mirrors are full length! THank goodness! :)
Where do I find a skinny mirror???
Also...I routinely have toilet paper stuck to my ass. On the outside of my pants. How does it get there? I dunno.
Congrats to Becca!
Please Send Mirror Now!!!!
I saw that Becca won on her blog...you made her day! I need a skinny mirror. Yes, banana muffin better out than in. Laundry has absolutely taken over our house. It is out of control and needs to be managed fast. The panty story is HILARIOUS!
Big congrats to Becca for winning your giveaway! I would have kept right on truckin', too, when that dryer sheet fell out, but it could always be worse! :)
I confess that I want you to tell me where to get the skinny mirror!
The dryer sheet isn't so bad...it could have been your drawers! ;)
Smooches!
Where can I buy a skinny mirror, I really, really need one!
I found an extra pair of panties in my jeans one day, so uncomfortable!
Laundry is the devil, plain and simple!
YAY Becca!
I think I might have claimed the panties if they were sexy. Surely they would be hotter than the grannies I'm sporting now.
Wait just a cotton pickin minute!!! You have a skinny mirror??!! Where do I find this magical contraption?
Congrats Becca... man, she is hella lucky lately.
Landry freakin SUCKS! It is always always taunting me. My middle one changes a couple times a day just because she gets a drop of water on it or whatever... she is weird.
I used to have a skinny mirror... now it just snorts as I walk by. It must have gotten tired of lying to me. :)
I hate it when you have to sneeze right after you took a bite of something. That happens to me all the time! That is too funny about the dryer sheet! Congrats to the winner!
I Hate Laundry... I have had a clean set of sheets sitting on my kitchen table for probably 4 days....speaking of, I am going to go put them away RIGHT NOW. Gosh I am so motivated. ;)
the dryer sheet thing happens to me way too often. and did you sneeze ON someone. that woulda been the worst. where do i get a skinny mirror?
Thanks for leaving a comment on my blog last week and the encouragement for Vlogging. Love Ballroom dancing.
Loved your confessions, feel the same way about laundry. Wish I had a skinny mirror. LOL Dryer sheet incident, funny! I had my husband's sock fall out while at work once right in front of the President of the company.
Oh my Gosh the story about your aunt was hilarious! I laughed so loud I woke up my husband. Whoops!
Yes a dryer sheet is way better than underwear! LOL your poor aunt.
My laundry room is literally two feet deep right now.. I did one load though, that's something right?
Was anyone in the breakroom with you? God Bless you!
I just want you to know that I totally read this post before I left town...but didn't get to comment on it before I was interrupted! Just sayin'!
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