Friday Confessional - 03.04


Like every Friday, I'm joining in with, the woman who is about to make 40 FOXXY, Mamarazzi @ Dandelion Wishes, for Friday Confessional.

Let the confessions commence.

I confess that Pizza Hut, Subway, Arby's, and Taco Bell have cooked our dinners the past couple of weeks. We've almost exhausted our small town selections. So tonight, it's McDonald's or Sonic.

Brown bag special anyone? I'm cooking.

I've confessed before that I often take notes of things that could be on my Friday Confessionals. This is all I had for the week...

So, I confess that I can NOT be trusted to be left alone in a doctor's office. I will steal something...a tongue depressor, some band-aids, cotton swabs...something. It's my way of combating boredom. It's like a special form of kleptomania.

I confess that I've had TWO opportunities to get on this week.

1st offense - I wore these on my Saturday shopping trip.

They're only like 3 inches too big on the heel. I had been working in the house and wearing Michael's sandals around. Then, I decided to make a quick trip to Wal-Mart and as I stepped out of the car, I realized I had never changed into my own shoes.

2nd offense - I wore blue panties under a light colored dress. Last night, when I walked in the door, Michael said "you did NOT wear that all day". To which I replied, "um, yeah, I did...since when are you the fashion police". To which he said, "you're so gonna end up on the and I'm gonna laugh". Don't you love his support?? Sad thing is that this wasn't the first time...AND I went to Panera Bread, Starbucks, AND Hobby Lobby like that.

Michael said he's just gonna call me "Blue". Gosh, I love that man.

Look for me on the "new pictures" tab...I'm waiting for my 15 minutes of fame.

I confess that I am back on the diet bandwagon and I've been guilted into feeling the need to go to the gym (*achem* thanks, Impulsive). Soooooo. I guess I'm going to start exercising. I can't promise that I'm hitting the gym or anything like that...that's too much committment, but I do promise that I'll try to do something that burns calories at least 3 times a week.

If Michael reads that, he'll totally be thinking that he's gonna get lucky.

Anything you need to confess?? It's better to get a clean conscience going into the weekend. So, confess already, but make it juicy...even if you have to lie...oh, wait, then you'd need to confess that. More confessions the better, I always say!

Love and Rockets,


28 comments...I love comments:

Anonymous said...

Micheal will say getting lucky is the best exercise! Whenever I tell my hubs I want to work out he will head straight to the bedroom, not that kind of exercise silly! Have a wonderful weekend.

Aly @ Analyze This said...

It sounds like he WILL be getting lucky!

If you have OnDemand w/ your TV there are some awesome, easy and very little time videos on there. I had a friend lose 37 pounds in 4 months just by doing those videos and drinking water. She did it twice a day 5x per week. And the videos were 18 minutes.

I think we may be new BFF's ... I am a klepto. I steal lightbulbs and batteries out of remotes when I lived in my sorority house. Literally we had a meeting about the "thief" in the house.

Stacie said...

Its like we live in the same town, only not--small town restaurant choices sip! On the shoes, which, admittedly were pretty bad, at least your toes were painted. And I read the diet stuff and just know that you are the one who stole Impulsive's step at the gym--she's coming for you hard!

J FAM said...

Lol of the shoes, at least your toe nails are pretty! :)

AndreaLeigh said...

I love that you steal things from doctors office! I confess I always want to but then I get nervous someone is going to walk in and catch me.

Haha for wearing blue panties. I once had on super thin khakis and apparently you could see my brightly flowered underwear all day. Oh wells. And my co-worker didn't tell me until the end of the day!!

I look a mess when I go to Walmart. Who cares? I figure everyone else does, why not me too?

Steph said...

I have problems dressing myself most days too.

Good luck with the working out. I added my husband to my workout if you know what I mean and it seems to help both my waistline and his attitude.

Brandy@YDK said...

You never fail to crack me up. I think you can go to wal-mart looking the worst possible because then you blend and people won't think you are a snob.

Good luck with the diet/exercise thing. you can always do the couch to 5k app on your iphone. just sayin.

Sheila said...

haha! Can't wiat to see you on people of!!! saweet!!!! I will know someone famous!!!!
You could drive to Catoosa on Wednesday nights and go to zumba with Brandy and I! :) Just sayin.!!!!

starnes family said...

McDonald's or Sonic.....awesome!

Impulsive Addict said...

I love that you've had other people cook dinner for you this week. It's like having your own personal chef!

My friend is a klepto? Oh no. I'm putting you in therapy STAT. And I just learned that Aly steals batteries. What's wrong with you people?

Hey Blue! bwhahahhahahahahaha!!! That's hilarious! M would never notice. He doesn't observe anything. Ever.

I am SO EXCITED you've jumped on the workout wagon. I hate riding it alone. Now, if we could just workout TOGETHER....

I hope Michael gets lucky.

VandyJ said...

I don't know where I was reading it, but I did read that getting lucky doesn't burn as many calories as you think it does, unless you are very actives during. Doesn't stop me from thinking I'm burning calories though. And it's the thought that counts, right?

Mom Mayhem says: said...

We've had our fair share of "take out meals" lately -But, I have joined a gym -so,maybe that counteracts it?! Guess I'll have to check People of Walmart for your picture soon ;) I saw an interesting couple yesterday -not at Walmart though -guessing a husband and wife -wearing matching blue and white tie-dyed shirts and jeans -I joked with my daughter that our whole family should wear that =D

Sara Richins said...

Mmmm, fast food. I'm right there with you. Bad mommy, but it's hard to cook when it's just me and the kids. Pizza and McDonald's is so much faster!

Love people of walmart! have you seen, damn you auto correct? too funny!

MiMi said...

Hey, if my crapping my pants in Walmart didn't get me on People Of then I'm sure you won't be. :)

Kelli said...

That is hilarious your hubby calling you out like that! Love it :) I wonder what it is about doctor's offices for you...what are you going to do with all of those tongue depressors? I've been sick all week so nothing juicy from me.

Connie said...

What I want to know is if you've taken the stairs at work yet?

stephanie said...

I've worn things that should have ended me up on more times than I can count. It's sad, I know. And I love that you steal things from the Dr's office- too funny!

Julie said...

Oh my goodness! You got me laughing so hard, and I've so needed it. THANK YOU!!!

ShaRhonda said...

Ha Ha! I think Stacey & Clinton said it was okay to wear colored undies under a white dress! Especially my horizontal jail striped ones w/ the hot pink from VS!

Xazmin said...

I can't wait to see you on!

Your confessions are always so hilare! I am lame and boring.

I got all my juiciness out in my 5 lies and a truth post!

I have the hardest time coming up with entertaining confessions! I don't know why all my friends are so funny when I'm so boring!

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

Be sure and let us know if you make it on POW.

Before I went to sensitivity training and and all that I used to call out the women in the office all the time when they wore light colored slacks or dresses over brightly colored underwear. I don't do that any more. I just make note of it. So, I'm like a modern sensitive guy now, right?

I confess that though that it grosses me out when women or men go walking on the river trail in their white compression shorts with their pubic hairs sticking through the fabric. Put some shorts on over the compression shorts ladies, (and some of you guys).

Forgetfulone said...

Nothing wrong with taking some band-aids or Q-tips from the doctor's office! You paid for them over and over again anyway, right?'

Those shoes won't get you on people of walmart! They weren't THAT bad. And, like everyone else said... your toes were pretty!

I'm trying to eat lowfat and get a LITTLE bit of exercise each week. It's hard when you work and can't do anything at all during the day. Too much exercise at night keeps me awake. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

Anonymous said...

I confess that I have never been on that peopleofwalmart site. So, I left your blog for a minute and checked it out. All I have to say is WOW! There are some truly strange people in this world. I doubt you could even compare yourself to those people!

shortmama said...

I have done the shoe thing leopard print slippers! Went to a restaurant and a store...that was all kinds of awesome

Myya said...

Noone probably even noticed your faux-pau (how that hell do you spell that, did I spell it right?) in WalMart... they were probably too busy looking at the chick who wears the short shirt with the pants that are tight & your belly bulges over... ahhh that is sooo attractive!

Shhhh... I've stole stuff from the doctors office too. :) The best place though is hotels in Vegas!

Anonymous said...

I make those notes for my blog all the time! Birds of a feather!

If you get on people of walmart, I'll still love you--I promise.

Must we exercise? Can't we just say we did?

Amy said...

Good for you for joining IA to be healthier! You can do it girl!

Shawn said...

What in the world were up and on your phone at 6:03 am for? Crazy girl!

I love people of walmart. One day I'm going to be brave enough to actually take someone picture!

Those shoes are fabulous!

Sex burns a lot of calories you know, being on top burns even more!!!! YAY MICHAEL IT'S YOUR LUCKY WEEK!