Friday Confessions

Oh, Friday Confessions. You're just in time.
*cue Jason Derulo - Ridin' Solo*  
"I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine.  I'm lovin' cloud nine, my head's in the sky.  I'm solo.  I'm ridin' solo.  I'm ridin' solo, solo."

I'm heading to Dallas this morning.  Hanging out with my cousin, KBarn, tonight (like KStew, but different) and then we're on our way to the Twilight Convention tomorrow and Sunday!  I.AM.SO.EXCITED.  So excited.

  • I'm going to be stealing taking acquiring a LOT of those little bottles of lotion, shampoo, and conditioner from the Westin this weekend.  They have my MOST favorite hotel toiletries EVER.  
Seriously, I plan on hijacking at least two housekeeping carts.  Any requests?
  • I have every intention of stalking a celebrity this weekend.
  • Michael asked me if I was going to be wearing fangs at any time during the next few days.  Um, no.  I still don't think he gets this whole Twilight biz.  They do NOT die in the sunlight, they sparkle.  They do not have an aversion to garlic.  You could not kill them with a wooden stake, they're like rock solid...marble, if you will.  And they DO NOT have fangs...amber colored eyes, and flawless pale skin, but NO FANGS!
  • I have a virgin Pocket Edward.  He's been saving himself I've been saving him for a special occasion.

Meet Eclipse Pocket Edward.  He's taking off his purity ring and going with me to Dallas.  He's inexperienced at this whole "adventure" thing, but I'm sure he'll be a pro before the weekend is over! 

Hope you all have a fabulous Friday and a wonderful weekend!! *muah*


17 comments...I love comments:

Dina @ 4 Lettre Words said...

Oh, those are great. Love that scent.

Have a FABULOUS time, my friend!!

brainella said...

Don't get arrested! No stalking! :) Have a grand time, Jenny.

Life with Kaishon said...

Can you PLEASE put his picture on facebook and tag Gary. Please. Please. PLEASE?

Stacie said...

Separated at birth, you and I are! I love hotel toiletries and I thought I was the only weirdo! Have a great time!

Kelli said...

I'm not hip to the toiletries...enjoy! I love the new Pocket Edward and I hope the two of you have a fabulous time.

Ashley @ Life Is Beautiful said...

This post just made my day! haha..

Hope you have a wonderful time! (No doubt you will!)

Lots of Smiles

Impulsive Addict said...

I love the fact that you've been hiding a virgin Pocket Edward from us! Have a wonderful time in the Big D and if you get arrested, call me first to give me the deets. And then I'll call Michael for you to bail you out.


mysteryhistorymom said...

Have the *BEST* time, Sweets! I LOVE Dallas!!! You know, if you give the cleaning ladies a little tip they will probably give you a ton of those goodies. We did that in Chicago where the amenities were from the Bliss salon! We were happy campers!:) Lori

Dawn said...

I love you, Jenny Kate! You are so funny.

Have a fun time!

Renee said...

Girl you absolutely make me laugh out loud like no one else!! I love the virgin Pocket Edward!! Have a great time! And if you get arrested, PLEASE put me on 3-way calling with Christy!!! I'd LOVE to hear that conversation!!

MiMi said...

You must text me with the details while you're there!!!! JEALOUS!!

Baloney said...

Have SO much fun!

Connie said...

OH MY GOSH!! You are going to pop Edwards CHERRY!

Have a great time!!

shortmama said...

Have a great time!

starnes family said...

The Westin is my favorite hotel ever. When my husband and I bought our mattress, we seaked out Westin to find out what kind they stock. Found the exact match and now it's heaven every night!

Hope you have fun!

Becca said...

I had no idea you were in DFW this past weekend! Can't wait to hear all about it!!


Sheila said...

You crack me up!! was it?!