Friday Confessions - 11/19

  • I've been trying to do a vlog all week.  I've taken like a twizillion (that's a lot, in case you're wondering) videos of myself and they are all ridiculous...and fake and a phony and I wish I would never have laid eyes on him...them.  Sorry, I was having a Grease flashback for a moment.  I want to vlog.  Really, I do.  But I can't.  Watching myself on video makes me totally annoyed.  I would lose followers.  It would be a freakin' train wreck.  I was even trying to copy the news lady this morning and pretend like I was giving an interview...IT.WAS.STUPID.  I suck.

  • I take too many self portraits.

I blame it on this stupid iPhone4 with it's nifty little camera on both sides.  You can see yourself.  It's too hard to resist.  I get bored.  Not that I think I look great or anything.  I'm just easily amused.

  • I have the skin of a 16 year old kid who just hit puberty.

This is not supposed to happen in your late 20's.

I've blogged about this issue before and I've received great advice from you guys.  I think I've tried it all and nothing has been working lately.  So, I went out and bought everything on the shelf at Wal-Mart.

  • Yesterday, I threw away my Sonic cup 2/3 full of Coke Zero w/ cherry, because I didn't want anyone to know that I went to Sonic and had cheese tator tots. 

About 3pm, I was wishing I had just brought my Sonic cup up and come clean about the cheese tator tots. 

The moral of the story - Just go ahead and tell on yourself when you eat cheese tator tots, because you're going to want that Sonic drink later in the afternoon.  You just can't beat Sonic's ice.  It's the best.

Hope you all have a FABULOUS Friday!!

14 comments...I love comments:

Becca said...

Oh my goodness:

First of all- I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to see a vlog of you!! Stop being so critical...we aren't!!!!

Secondly, I have horrible skin and what is helping me is monthly facials and GENTLE skin care. I used only Ceptphil in the am & pm to clean and mineral based makeup. Believe me - the more products you use, the harder you are on your skin and the more it breaks out...try it!

Lastly, I happen to love your self portraits - they crack me up!!!! Your personality SHINES through!


Stacie said...

Ok, I love the randomness and that stinkin' red bow is sooo cute! I also went through a spell of zits that were the size of small countries--what is up with that? And Sonic really does have the best ice!

Kelli said...

Ooh, that iPhone would make me want to take pictures. I wish I loved to take pictures of myself. You girlie are adorable.
Oh how I could totally go for a cranberry limeade right now...and cheesy tots...YUM!

Brandy@YDK said...

I want an iphone 4 so very very very badly.

and I would marry sonic.

Renee said...

Jenny, you make me laugh!! You're so adorable!! And you should totally vlog!! You'd be great!!!

brainella said...

LOL. Your pictures are totally cute. I'm sure your videos are hilarious and you just want to keep them for yourself! :)

I have this crazy zit on my forehead. And of course, we are supposed to get our family portrait done tomorrow. What the hell?!

Dawn said...

What?!?! You could totally do the vlog. DO IT ALREADY!!

I love all those pictures of you.

I was having the major acne until I finally broke down and went to the dermatologist. I'm now using Aczone. It's awesome!!

shortmama said...

Im almost 32 and still get acne sometimes! Drives me crazy!

~The Robin's Nest~ said...

You must do a vlog-I have to see it-I promise I won't think you are fake! I could never imagine you being fake!

Okie Dokie, I've got a little bad news for you... I'm 46 (that's bad enough I know) and Acne is still with me and probably worse then when I was 16!
Proactiv works but it dries the heck out of my face, hence the wrinkles-So I decided to keep the acne instead! (sadly the wrinkles never went away either!) :)

Have a great weekend!

Impulsive Addict said... NEED to give the people a vlog! It would be awesome!

I also love all of your self portraits. You're such a cutie pie!

Late 20's? Seriously? Nice try but you're busted.

I've never had cheese tator tots from Sonic but they sound delish and so does a Medium cherry vanilla dr. pepper. You're story made me laugh. It sounds like something I would do.

Love your always! =)

starnes family said...

Yep. Hard to resist the tots. Own it, girl.

Connie said...

I have a giant zit on my jaw line. I'm covering it up with my hair today. I'm also 40...WTF?

This is the second time that I've heard about tots from Sonic and I'd run right out and get some...but Keith has to work tonight. Damn iPad testing!

I don't like the pictures that the iPhone4 takes from the screen side. Too grainy. I still take a ton of self portraits from the other side.

Do you know about Instagram? LOVE IT!!

Dina @ 4 Lettre Words said...

This absolutely cracks me up b/c we LOVE that Sonic ice. We call it "chewy"! Our Super Target has it, too. :o)

Anonymous said...

Good one with the late 20s! Let me guess you started going backwards with the birthdays....LOL!

I don't use the screen side pictures on my iPhone4. I think the quality is bad. I don't like how I look in self portraits. You always do such a good job with those!