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6.03.2011

Friday Confessional : The Austin Edition




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I'm linking up today with Mamazrazzi for Friday Confessional.  'Cause Lord knows I need to!
 
There's a few things from my trip to Austin that I need to get off my chest and what better time to do it than Friday Confessions.  Remember, nothing said in this post can be held against me at any time.
  • This one time...in Austin, I laid down on a couch in a gay bar.  Thank goodness for friends like Becca who remind you what someones might have done there...and for Germ-X...and for knowing how to sing the Happy Birthday song twice to get your hands extra clean.
  • Also, this one time...in Austin, I walked around downtown without any shoes on.  Impulsive forced me to wash my feet in the bathtub before sleeping in the same bed with her.  She even called Shawn for some back-up.  Thank goodness for friends who make you wash your feet.
  • ALSO, this one time...in Austin, Vivienne gave me the 'mom look' and tried to make me wear my seatbelt in the back back seat of Becca's van.  It worked on Impuslive, but not me.  I'm a rebel like that.  But thank goodness for friend who care enough to give you the 'mom look'.
  • AND this one time...in Austin, I woke up at 5:30 in the morning and I was laying on the floor inbetween the two beds where Impulsive and Becca were fast asleep...with my phone smashed to my face.  If you got a text and/or tweet that night/morning, I apologize.
  • This one time...in Austin, I told our waiter that he looked like a porn star.  Then I proceeded to tell him it was due to his "phonytail" and "9th grade mustache"...AND I called him "Jake the Pornstar" from then on.
  • This one time...in Austin, I autographed someone's chest with a blue sharpie.  Sorry, Shawn.
  • I kissed a girl(s)...
  • One last thing...this one time...in Austin, I met some AMAZING people who are now my REAL LIFE friends...it was one of the best weekends EVER.
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24 comments...I love comments:

MiMi said...

So YOU were the phony tail talker!
Dang it. I got them all wrong!

Vivienne @ the V Spot said...

Oh Em GEEEEEE! What a funny post! I remember most of this stuff. (most.)
Such a fun trip1 I miss you guys.
xoxo
ps: wear your seatbelt!

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

I'm seriously jealous of all the fun, except you know the gay bar thing, and the walking barefoot thing, and I'd be wanting my own danged bed.

Speaking of walking barefoot this is Oklahoma and Austin is in Texas and women in these two states are notorious for having dirty feet, especially in bed.

Jen said...

Oh my heck I am grinning ear to ear reading all of this :) SO SO Funny!!!

(wear your seat belt!!)

xoxo

hotpants™ said...

I can get on board with all of these except for taking your shoes off in public. OMG!

stephanie said...

how funny! and we have something in common: one New Years Eve I walked around downtown Austin barefoot.... we were coming back from 6th St and lost our hotel. True story.

Molly said...

How fun! It looks like y'all had a blast! I loved all the tweets when you were there, I was cracking up!

Have a great weekend!

Myya said...

My sisters & I did the no shoes thing in Vegas a couple years ago. SOOO GROSS, but we HAD to, especially me, I was almost 7 months pregnant walking around Vegas in heels... DUH!

LOVE Viv's Mom look. I buckle immediately when I get into a car, but not when I am in the backseat. Weird huh.

Face texting... bawwwhaaahaa!

Jake the Pornstar... LOVE it!

I;m a kisser too, we would be a match made in... hmmmm can't say heaven cuz we would be too naughty for heaven. LOL

SOOOO glad you guys had such a great time! I WANNNA MEET YOU TOOO!!!!

LOOOOVE all the pics by the way :)

Smitten said...

LOL, you crack me up! Sounds like you had a blast!! Tho I shudder to think of what kind of trouble you'd get into at Band Camp!! ;)
xo

Kat said...

Sounds like a blast of a trip!

Have a great weekend!

Mamarazzi said...

NOW i am a little jealous. you made it all sound like so much fun. i think i would be laughing my ass off the whole time if i was hanging out with you. hilarity at it's finest!

Shawn said...

This one time in Austin...I meet the most fun, super funny, absolutely adorable girl names JennyKate and I feel in love. No for real, I have a total girl crush!

I need to do my follow up post, I'm such a loser!

Impulsive Addict said...

THIS IS THE BEST POST! You are so super funny! Your recap is hilarious and oh so true! You were our entertainment for the entire weekend!

Thank you again for washing your feet. I wish I would have been sober enough to get a pic of it.

Love Viv's mom look! Sofa king funny!

My fav thing is your pic montage. LOVE LOVE LOVE!

Miss you! Can't wait to see the 4hos4 this month!

6 Happy Hearts said...

You kiss girls & like it! I think you have a few shots from downtown kissing a few :)
You are too cute. Happy you had such a great weekend with great girls!
I confess I sometimes don't wear my seatbelt either.

Ashlee said...

I need to make some real life friends, because this sounds like it was a blast! lol :)

Sandra said...

Was reading Impulsive Addicts post as well on your trip to Austin. You girls make me long for the days of fun!
And yeah, I'm a barefoot girl too, so I get it!

Stacie said...

The first thing I thought when I saw those bare feet was I hope she washed those. That Impulsive is a good friend for keeping you clean! Looks like tons of fun!

Boobies said...

I can't stop laughing that IA made you wash your feet before getting into bed with her.

Have I mentioned I feel so left out? I've gotta move out west!

Baloney said...

So... you and IA went to Austin and became lesbians?
That happens.
Why wouldn't you buckle your seatbelt?

shortmama said...

Looks like you had a great time!

Date Girl said...

These posts about Austin have me so excited for when you guys come visit California. I'm INNNN! I wanna be real life friends with you. I love that you nickname perfect strangers when you're drunk. I do the same thing! :-) I don't usually kiss girls, I just motor boat them. You've been warned!!

Brandy@YDK said...

i can tell you were the life of the party.

Dawn said...

@Brandy, she is always the life of the party! =)

Love seeing and hearing the stories from you girls' fun weekend.

Jenerally Speaking said...

lol looks like you guys had a great weekend!!