Anybody Got a Swiffer? It's Dusty Up In Hur (Here).

*AHHHHHHHHHHH...Ahhhhh...CHOOOOOOOO*  Sorry, dust makes me sneeze.  Ok, and I'm possibly over-dramatic.

I have no idea what I'm doing here...maybe the peer pressure is getting to me, maybe I'm just feeling really rebellious today and feel like "sticking it to the man", maybe I stopped by and felt sad that I haven't been here in so long...IDK? 

I've lost 3 followers in the last few months during my hiatus.  I TOTALLY don't blame them.  I mean, what the hellz are the other 359 of you doing still following my blog??  There is nothing to see here! 

I decided to take a peak at my stats, because let's face it...none of us blog for "us".  That's such a lie to make ourselves feel better when no one comments on a post or no one stops by our blog.  Seriously, people.  You wouldn't keep talking incessantly if no one talked back to you or listened to anything you were saying.  But that's not the point I was making...I'm rambling. *ooooo, shiney penny* <---I have so many of those moments in a day. It's ridiculous.  So, back to what I was saying, I checked my stats, and to my complete and utter dismay, people have been here.  I haven't even been here.  It's kinda weird that even though I have abandoned my little space on the interwebs, other people still stop by.  It's nice.  Makes me think I should come back.  I mean, I do own this place.  It says so...right up there. *points to the top*

So, one of my old (and by that I mean the time we've know each other and not a reference to age) bloggy friends, Mimi @ Living in France, tagged me last week...hoping to bring me out of my Reclusive Blogger status.  I thought, "why not". 

Here's dizzle ma nizzles:

  • You must post 11 random things about yourself. (I think I can manage this...everything about me is random.)
  • Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post.  (Not sure I have time for this...we'll see.)
  • Create 11 new questions for the people you tag to answer.  (This isn't going to
  • Go to their blog and tell them that you’ve tagged them.  (I can do this.)
  • Legitimately tag 11 people!! (Don't push your luck.)
11 Random Things About JK...hmmmm...
  1. I occasionally speak about myself in third person.
  2. I like to turn my hip-hop/rap music up so loud in my car that I feel the bass on my ass in my seat.
  3. I also perform every morning on my way to work.  You can catch me from 8:10 to 8:50 on HWY 51, but you'll have to break the law to keep up.  I drive like a Cullen.
  4. I'm an interactive TV watcher.  I like to talk to the people and yell at them...occasionally profanities.  What?  I'm a passionate person.  Drives M cray. 
  5. I've discovered that while I'm restricting my calories (we don't mention the "d" word), I'm a bigger bitch than usual while Aunt Flo is visiting. 
  6. I would have killed a mofo for some chocolate last week. 
  7. I finally caved on day 3. 
  8. Probably saved a few poor souls. 
  9. I like to think of it as caving for the greater good. 
  10. I know it was the right thing to do, because deep down, I didn't feel bad about it.
  11. I kinda just cheated, but whatevs. 
Since I'm bloggin like a baws (boss) today, I might as well kill two birds with one stone and link up with my hookas Impulsive Addict and Seriously Shawn for their Talk to Us TuesdayNo rules, just fun!


18 comments...I love comments:

VandyJ said...

Good to see you back. I'm not even looking at the dust in the corners. Hopefully you hang out enough to air it out here.

Shilo said...

Girl, you make me LAUGH! I thought I lost your blog or something since I hadn't seen a post in my Reader for such a long time! Nice to be back in touch! :)
Have a super week!!!!!!

Steph said...

Good luck with the d... restricting calories.

I did the same thing today, answered Mimi's silly questions and linked up with TTUT.

Anonymous said...


I have quite the sound system in my car, so my ass vibrates even when the rap music isn't turned up loud. It's awesome.

Becca @ R We There Yet Mom? said...

shut the front door! (like it? i stole it from you).

YOU ARE BLOGGING???? I saw un update in my blogroll and thought surely it was an accident?????

NOPE!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep it up - you are one of my most entertaining IA, and Cons, and Mrs. France..... oh and Seriously...

I need you back!


MiMi said...

Yes, I'm with Becca!! You better stick around!!!
I love you! Thanks for doing my stupid tag. I hate tags. :)
I listened to Eminem this morning and I was thinking about you. Is that weird??

Shawn said...

I'm sitting poolside enjoying a beautiful sunny Florida day, when I saw your name on here I thought perhaps the sun was causing me to see things. You're back! Please, please, please tell me you're back and not just being a BT (blog tease). You know there are names for girls like that!

You make me laugh and I don't even care that you just called me a Hooka because that's funnny too!

Thanks for linking up and once again I'd like to say please come back to us even if it is just on Tuesdays.

The Rushing Rabbit said...

I love you Jenny you always make me smile...please don't leave blogging I just got

Nadine Hightower said...

Yes we've missed you!! Geez, get with it!

Impulsive Addict said...

I LOVE LOVE LOVE that you came out to play with us!!! I really really hope you'll start blogging again. You are so freakin' funny and I miss that oh so much!

Hey...I already knew most of that randomness. I think that makes me a top notch friend! I love that you broke all kinds of work rules to link up. Now, will you be posting again soon or will we have to wait 3 more months?


Love your face! xoxo

Stacie said...

Is it really you? We still love you!

Stacy Uncorked said...

You are hysterical! Well, you know, the funny kind, not that you're 'out there'... ;)

I was giggling through your whole list, because I could have totally written that myself about myself. Which means you ROCK! :)

Farewell Chuck, and a Busy Week with a Psycho Schedule leads to a Foggy Brain

Xazmin said...

I've MISSSSSSSED freaking much!!

Welcome back. I know some of this stuff already!

I miss your face...come back to blogging please, please, please!!

Myya said...

I saw your pretty little name in my blog roll & got a lil giddy. Yay, you came back! Now freakin stick around MmmmK!

Connie said...


Dieting during the special time of the month is impossible. It just is.

You have a 40 minute commute?

Anonymous said...

So glad your back!!!! Stay and play awhile ;)

I cuss at my tv too when the people in it make me mad.

Date Girl said...

Welcome back fabulous! I'm a total interactive tv watcher too, and even worse with movies. That's why I rarely go to the theater. ;-)

Jen said...

I love the 'people have been here and even I haven't been' :) That's how I've been feeling lately. I was just thinking you were cheating there at the end of your list, glad you realized it;)

MAY!!!! Be here before we know it! I miss your chatty self :)