Revenge of a Vampire-napping

And so it begins...

Master Chief, so nice to see you.

 Hello, Barbie.  Let's go party.

 Oh, Master Chief, that Barbie nurses outfit looks so cute on you!

I knew from the first time you spanked Edward that you were on his team.

But you must know that he's in love with Bella.

I guess you can tag along to girls night out...

you'll fit right in.

Beware.  

Pocket Edward holds grudges.

It's going to take a lot more than a Starbucks date to get back on his good side.

This was just the beginning of my revenge.  

Those boys think this is all they have coming to them, 

but they are wrong...

they are so so wrong.  

This was just a little fun dress-up date night with Master Chief.

What's in store next for the boys who stole Pocket Edward?

You'll have to stay tuned to find out!

Friday Confessions - A Miniature Vampire-napping

So, I've been putting this off all week...just waiting for the right time to tell you guys.

It's still a little hard to put into words.  You may think totally different of me after this, but the time has come to confess...

It's Friday Confessions.


Rewind to September 22, 3 weeks and 2 days ago, something horrible happened.  Michael, my darling husband, STOLE MY POCKET EDWARD!!!!  That's right.  He took it straight from my purse...Pocket Edward's safe place.  But that's not the horrible part.  The horrible part is that I didn't even know.  I can't believe I'm confessing to this.  I did not even realize it was missing...for 2 weeks!  Do you want to know when I realized it was missing?  When they...Michael, my darling husband, and David, my cousin Allison's darling husband...they returned it to me.  It was not until I opened the Fed-Ex package from David that came to my door last Friday, opened the box, found the "ransom note", and unrolled A Pocket Edward from a roll of paper towels.  I really should show you the video...it's the only way to get the full effect, but it is the MOST embarrassing thing EVER...it could possibly scare small children, shows just how fat I am, and solidifies my spot as the most annoying person I know.  So, I'm not showing it.  Perhaps you've followed all of this on Facebook and you've already seen the video...my apologies.

Here is a little back story, so you'll understand how and why Edward was hijacked.

A month or so ago, David put out a message on Facebook that Master Chief (a character from the game Halo...that Michael and David play frequently) could and was going to take out Pocket Edward.  Well, you know that I immediately told Allison that I needed her help and that she must protect Pocket Edward...no matter what.  She totally did and took care of Master Chief...er, I mean Pocket Edward totally took care of MC...he ripped him apart, limb from limb.  Allison posted a picture of the pieces of MC in front of Edward.  David declared war.  A couple of days later, he had formulated this plan to hijack my Pocket Edward and asked Michael if he could get mine and send it to him...in Arizona.  Michael said that he might need a few days, but he could do it.

This is where I feel horrible.

How did I not even know he was missing??!!  I'm the worst Pocket Edward owner EVER! EVER! EVER!

David had Pocket Edward for TWO WEEKS!

When he finally sent Pocket Edward back to me, he sent the note and it said "Stay tuned to Facebook to see where I have been."  So, that's been my torture and punishment for the last week.  Although, I have my Pocket Edward back with me and he's safe and sound...I check on him frequently...now, I have to wait and see WHERE he's been.  NOT fun!

So far, MC has had his way with PE...take a look at some pics David has posted on Facebook so far...

Good news is that PE has been well taken care of since he's been home...

He's had a nice bubble bath...

been wiped down with Purell...

and been through Pocket Therapy...

I am Edward Cullen...

I am a vampire.

He is back in his safe place

and I am plotting my revenge.

Master Chief has it coming to him...and he's gonna get it.


Stay tuned.

A Few Favorite Pics From Indiana

A week or so ago, we made the 12 hour drive to Indiana for Michael's grandma's 93rd Birthday.

We had a great time.

Isaiah made fast friends with his cousin, Steven.  

They were two peas in a pod

  Kristen was mesmerized by my camera...she was quite the little poser all weekend.  Cute, huh?

The kiddos had a blast with the bubbles...

and I LOVE bubble pictures.

Even the big kids got in on the bubble action.

Check out this little cutie!  What a high-stepper!  

His shirt says "chicks dig me"...and they totally do.  

He's quite the ladies man.

We visited with family and got to see people we don't see very often.  

Their favorite game to play is called Corn Hole. I have no idea what the rules are, 

I just know you're supposed to get the bean bag in the hole. 

They played non-stop.

Michael's grandma turned 93.  

My father-in-law calls her Q-Tip.  

Hey, he said it, not me.

I told him, if she is Q-Tip, then he is Cue Ball.  Get it?

I know my humor is so lame.

I hope I can be just like her when I'm 93! 

She's amazing.

One last thing, 

could we have a moment of silence...

Fancy Pocket Edward lost his foot on this trip.

It's a tragedy.  

I'll be doing repairs on him this weekend.

I'll keep you posted on his condition.

More Edward Sightings

I interrupt your regular broadcasting to bring you breaking news of MORE Edward sightings. That's right, Mr. Cullen himself (pocket size version) has been seen around town getting into the Christmas Spirit.

He's been seen trimming trees and hanging out with other mythical creatures...such as this lovely snowgirl...

Seems as though we were interrupting something here. What would Bella say? A new jingle is coming to mind..."I saw Edward kissing Snowgirl underneath the mistletoe last night..."

Here he is practicing his tree climbing skillz. He feels right at home in this lovely (fake) pine.

Edward believes in Santa. Why would he not? Vampires. Warewolves. Why not Santa? In this picture, he was venturing down into the stockings to see if Santa had made any early trips to leave some goodies. (Sorry, Eddie. All that is in those stockings is lint ball or two. Santa's helper needs to get busy!)

One goodie that Edward did find was not in the stockings, but it the mailbox! He found a SUPER FABULOUS New Moon tag from Jen @ Tatertots and Jello (THANK YOU Jen!!). I'm not sure he's too fond of the whole wolf pack logo, but he posed with it just for me.
He's so sweet like that...and chivalrous, kind, loving, strong...*sigh*...marble-like skin, pale, ice cold, sparkly, strong jawline, straight nose, full lips, bronze hair, topaz eyes, 6'2", slender but muscular body...like a mythical Greek god Adonis.

Oh, sorry. I just get a little side-tracked sometimes.

I still have a few Edward sightings that I'm working on (hot tub, shopping, serving breakfast to my mother, sleeping in my bed, chillin' in the snow, and hanging out with Flat Baloney).

Do you have somewhere you would like to see Pocket Edward? If so, just leave me a comment and let me know!!

Hope everyone has a fabulous Friday!

Next week, I'm going to be joining in on

Click on the button and go see what fun they have lined out for next week...topics to link up to each day and prizes to be won! (Jen @ Tatertots and Jello is hosting the first day ~ Homeade Gifts!)

Edward Sightings

I interrupt this broadcast to bring you breaking news...

There have been multiple sightings of Edward...well, Pocket Edward that is...around the local area.

Here he is spotted at a local Starbucks. The crowd overheard him saying "You are my life now...how many times do I have to tell you?? Now, please, just drink this Peppermint Mocha before it gets cold!"

On the same day, he was spotted hiding inside a Coach purse protecting the Black Friday ads.

Later in the day, he was cooling off with a nice glass of iced tea and doing a little table dance for the ladies. I know he looks a little stiff, but the boy has moves.
That evening, he was on the dash looking out for hi-pos...allowing us to drive like a Cullen.

I was having so much fun with Pocket Edward. My 17, 15, and 13 year old (girl) cousins were giggling non-stop. My mother was threatening to take me home..."right this instant!"...if I didn't put Pocket Edward away. I don't listen very well.

Is there somewhere you would like to see Pocket Edward? You tell me in my comments where you would like PE's picture taken and I will happily oblige and post them next week! Sound fun? I think so. =)

Hope you all have a FABULOUS Friday!! *loves*

Friday Confessions and my new office decor ;)

• Should I confess now or later that I've been falling asleep to Twilight (the movie) playing on my iPod?
• Along with that I should also confess that I've been listening to Twilight (the movie) on my way to work...not watching...ok, watching, but just every brief once in a while when I know Edward graces the screen....oooo, and that one scene at the end where Jacob shows up at the prom. Love that scene.
• I sent Melissa a care package b/c her kiddos have been sick with the Swine Flu. (that wasn't the confession) I took some tissue paper with me just in case I needed it as a filler in the box. After purchasing my care package items, I dumped them all in the Fed-Ex box. In my haste to get the package into the Fed-Ex drop before the deadline, I left the said tissue paper all folded up nice and neatly in the bottom of the box. I'm sure Melissa was like "thanks, Jen...tissue paper, just what we needed...are we supposed to blow our nose with this?"
• I let the ATM eat my debit card! Yep, I walked off and left my card in a machine and it ate it! I almost forgot how to write a check. I've been in awkward situations a few times already because of it. Like last night, I ran by the convenience store (who does NOT take checks) to purchase a bottle of water and some Mountain Dew for Michael. I realized I did not have a debit card or cash and had to make my purchase with quarters. (Man, those quarters have really saved me lately!) Mr. Habeeb (ok, I don't really know his name, but that seems fitting) seemed really appreciative. He said "o, thank you...we been short on change." Glad I could help, Mr. Habeeb. Glad I could help.
• I've made a few changes to my decor in my office...

Is it too...how do I put this...over the top? I really need your professional opinion...or maybe I should just see a professional...therapist, that is.

Hope everyone has a fabulous Friday!

Where's Edward? (Edward Sightings)

This is not a post about a RPattz sighting...no, sorry. I wish. REALLY. Around here in Oklahoma, where the celebrity sightings are reserved for a few local country singers, we have to make our own fun and excitement. I have considered a road trip to Vancouver, but I couldn't convince my husband that it was a good place for a summer vacation. I've also mentioned Forks and that they are having some REALLY COOL baseball thingy. (I thought just mentioning "baseball" might get his attention...if only it were in Chicago.) No luck.

A couple of weekends ago, while hanging with the girls, I decided that it was time to pull pocket Edward out of his bubble package...it was a risky move...something could have happened to him. Ok, so something(S) did happen to him...I admit he was violated. It's true. However, he came back to his safe place (my office) in one piece. I'm sorry that I don't have more pictures for you, but I was sorta *in pain* while he made a few of his appearances (getting a tattoo) and having *a little too much fun* during his other appearances...therefore, most of the pictures of his appearances are on someone else's camera. Here are a few of the pics that I took on my phone...

This one is of Edward getting ready for his "adventure"...

Here's Edward enjoying a little Mexican food...

...and this one is of him back in his safe place...I'm pretty sure he's saying "You are my life now...or possibly that he wants some chapstick for those kissable red lips..."

If I ever get a copy of pocket Edward's other appearances, I'll be sure to share them with you. ☺

Hope everyone is having a TERRIFIC TUESDAY!!